A Personal Period Story - But Not Necessarily A Horror Story

Yesterday was the day of killer cramps for me. I was okay until about midday, when the cramps hit me hard while I was trying to clean my room. At first I was okay with walking around holding a heatbag to my stomach, but just after my mum left to do some errands they became unbearable.
I laid down on my bed and rolled around a bit painfully while my cats watched me with confusion. I started chanting tongue-twisters to take my mind off the cramps. When they failed, I started on poems from Doctor Who, and once I'd used them up I started yelling Linkin Park songs at the top of my lungs. ("I-TRIED-SO-HARD-AND-GOT-SO-FAR-BUT-IN-THE-END - !") Soon, I ran out of songs that I could remember the lyrics to. My mum came home to find me in tears, halfheartedly muttering, "I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it ... away ..." (So fitting.)
She sat down and made jokes about my kitten and tried to encourage me to get up and do some exercise, as that always helps me, but I was certain it wouldn't help now. Dead certain. I clung to my heatbag while she added that exercise had helped me every single time I'd ever cramped. My dad came home and tried to convince me to get up and move around. I ignored him, too.
Finally, I decided I couldn't take it anymore. I made my mum promise that getting out and moving would help, and I crawled out of bed.
After a minute of discussion, my parents decided to drive me up the mountain near our house to see the sunset from the lookout. My dad pulled up Youtube music on his phone, music that we could all sing along and jam too. We jammed, even me, and I ignored the cramps as best I good.
We got to the top just as the sun was setting. My mum ran me to the edge of the lookout and we watched the last wisps of sun set. We waved at the people belong, knowing that they couldn't see us. Then we decided it was too cold to stand outside any longer and ran back to the car.
On the way back down, my dad picked out all the fun dubstep songs on his phone, and mum held back all her hatred for those songs (not a dubstep fan, let me tell you) until we got to the bottom of the mountain, where she made us turn them off.
But that was okay, cause them she bought everyone ice cream. I ate my ice cream slowly; I felt very tired. The cramps were just about gone, though they still lingered annoyingly.
As soon as we got home, my mum gave me this official prescription: "Go curl up in bed and watch Sherlock. Doctor's orders."
So I put the last of my ice cream in the fridge, curled up, grabbed my computer and turned on Sherlock. Soon, the feels were too much - the cramps just had to go. After one episode I was feeling well enough to watch Gilmore Girls with the family during dinner. The cramps hung around in the background like they wished to come back but they didn't.
After dinner, I curled up with my cat for a little while and that was it for the cramps. No! they yelled. You're too happy! You need to be crying and thinking about us! And then they were whisked away by the sound of my cat purring. I felt fine the rest of the evening and I'm doing just as well today.

I knew I had awesome parents before this, but now, well, I don't know what to say. Thanks Mama and Papa :)
And so that this post isn't just a really long cramps story, next time you're cramping, try getting out of the house. Even if you feel like you could never ever do that. And if that doesn't work or you can't bring yourself to do it, Sherlock/Doctor Who/[Insert Fandom Show Here] will probably help.

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Ow la la!

Fancy dinner parties.  The people you have to be courteous to.  The fancy-schmancy courses of food, the pristine white napkins and gleaming china and silverware... and you're on your period and cramping like mad.  All you probably want to do is scream and cry, but that wouldn't go over well in a situation like this.  (Don't try this.  It wouldn't.)
So you can't scream and cry.  Curling up and whimpering is also out.  So is complaining to other people who get periods.  What do you do?
As always, the first thing is that you should have been prepared in the first place.  If you're allowed to take painkillers, take one before you go, or bring a couple with you.  If you can't, use a heatbag.  (See the post on this). 
What if you tried all this and it didn't work? You need to excuse yourself.  Fancy dinner parties will nearly always have a bathroom, so go.  Whimper all you want- and cry and curl up if you have to.  (But don't scream, they could hear you).  After you've done that, if you have a tampon in, and if it's possible given your specific situation, take.  It.  Out.  I promise you that this will help.  Cramps are caused by the muscles of your uterus working extremely hard, and if they're also working to hold in a tampon, this puts undue added work on your muscles.  (And causes more pain!)  Failing that, try to go to the bathroom.  I don't know why, but if I can, um, empty myself out a little it helps.  Maybe it's because I'm not as full and so my muscles have more room to work in?  Like I said, I don't know.  After that, stretch.  When you're exercising and you get a muscle cramp, what do you try to do to get rid of it?  Probably stretch, right?  This works the same way.  It'll hurt like crazy, but you should arch your lower back and bend your stomach back as far as you can, focusing on pushing your hips outward.  (Put your hands on the ground for support if you need to).
This might not get rid of your cramps completely, but it should at least help make them (and the fancy dinner party) a lot more bearable.

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Tips for dealing with cramps.

Hey, I'm Corina and I’m here to help you with perhaps the most unpleasant aspect of periods- the cramps. Now, some of you lucky people don’t experience these cramps. But trust me they hurt. For those of you who are unlucky enough to be crippled from pain once a month, below are some tips for reducing the cramping.

Pay attention to what you eat while on your period. 
Yes, it might be extremely tempting to whatever the heck you want and stuff yourself with comfort foods in order to get over this horrible time, but in the long run it’s important to watch what you’re putting into your body. Try to consciously choose fruits and vegetables over salty or fatty foods. For many people, cutting dairy intake can help reduce your pain as well. Drink lots of water.
Eat chocolate.
Yes, chocolate can help with cramping. While most chocolate does contain sugar, which is something you should stay way from whilst on your period, it also contains magnesium. Magnesium is a nutrient that gets greatly depleted during this time of the month and thus it's important you replenish your supply. So go ahead, eat some chocolate. Just be careful with how much sugar you're taking in and also the amount of dairy contained in the kind of chocolate you're having. Try to stick to dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate.
Utilize pain killers.
If you are lucky enough to have access to pain killers, use them! When you feel the discomfort coming on, take a pill. However, pay attention to the serving amounts on the package and also the way your body reacts tot the medicine. If you don't have access to pain killers (like me), well then I sympathize with you.
Sleep.
Sleeping will not only take your mind off the cramps, it will relax your body so they go away. Sometimes drifting off to sleep while pain pulses in your stomach is hard, but most of the time you'll wake up feeling much better.
Exercise.
Yeah, dragging yourself off your bed and going for a jog around your neighborhood is the last thing you feel like doing when you feel your thighs start aching with pain. But walking or doing yoga can greatly reduce your cramps and make you feel a lot better. Getting exercise will also help you to drift off to sleep while you have cramps because you'll be more tired.
Use heating pads.
As was said in an earlier post, heating pads are a great resource. If you don't have a heating pad, trying using a hot water bottle instead. Even pressing a warm cup of tea against the area can help. I usually curl up around my mom if she's sitting on her bed reading and use her as a heating pad. Hey, it works. I also sometimes use a laptop as a heating pad. If you have nothing else, dipping a wash cloth in hot water and laying on your bare stomach can help.
Take a hot bath or shower.
Taking a hot bath or shower can relax and calm your body and thus reduce cramping. When you take a bath, tampons can be a good idea as you don't want to be sitting in a pool of your own blood. Try filling up a bath tub until your abdominal area is just submerged and then laying a towel on top of it. This can traps the heat and feels nice and soothing.
Wear loose clothing.
Wearing clothing that doesn't put pressure on your abdominal area can help. Don't wear something with a tight waist band or belt. Dresses can help in this aspect.
Utilize your pet if you possess one.
Cats or other small animals can help reduce cramping. Having them sit across the area where you have cramps, making sure their calm. A cat's purr will relax your muscles and the heat from their body will help rid of the cramps.
Drink tea.
Hot tea is a great way to rid yourself of cramps. Raspberry leaf tea is a period experiencing human's best friend and I mean it. That stuff is amazing. Brew yourself a cup and sip it slowly.
Most important, relax.
Just relax. Put on a pair of earphones and get lost in the music. Pick up a favorite book and revisit the story. Lay down and try to sleep. Don't stress over things and try to simplify even your most ordinary activities. Try to stick to doing what you enjoy and pampering your body for this week.

I hope this helps you with surviving that time of the month. Always remember: This too shall pass.

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